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Succulent Squeeze brings a whole new meaning to indulgence, with a juicy burst of fruity sweetness that’s as vibrant as it is irresistible. Starting with a wave of euphoria that clears your head, then smoothly transitions in a deep, satisfying calm that lingers. This is a full-on experience that’s as bold as it is smooth. If you’re craving something truly special, Succulent Squeeze is the one!

Terpene Profile: Limonene

Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Earthy, Pine

Tire Fire is an indica dominant strain that we promise is better than it sounds! This strain has diesel and nutty flavors with a peppery, spicy kick. This strain leaves patients feeling calm and hungry with a pronounced body high. Known to alleviate appetite loss, chronic pain, and depression, this strain is perfect for settling into a relaxing activity or decompressing after long days.

LINEAGE: High Octane OG x Dosido

FEEL STATE: Happiness

TERPENE PROFILE: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Pinene

FLAVOR: Diesel, Nutty, Spicy

Succulent Squeeze brings a whole new meaning to indulgence, with a juicy burst of fruity sweetness that’s as vibrant as it is irresistible. Starting with a wave of euphoria that clears your head, then smoothly transitions in a deep, satisfying calm that lingers. This is a full-on experience that’s as bold as it is smooth. If you’re craving something truly special, Succulent Squeeze is the one!

Terpene Profile: Limonene

Flavor/Aroma: Sweet, Earthy, Pine

Buckle up, this potent combination of the GMO x OZ Kush Bx2 is said to provide the pain relief the people have been looking for! The BX stands for back-crossed, meaning the OZ Kush strain was crossed back to its original parent twice in order to help finetune specific desirable traits. The result? A true masterpiece!

This unique cultivar features bright, medium-sized dense purple nugs covered with frosty trichomes and fire-orange hairs. This strain has a powerful garlic-chem smell upfront, with gassy undertones and pungent, sweet candy flavor that translates to the exhale. Its potency shines through in its impactful full-body effects, making it a sought-after selection for seasoned enthusiasts who desire profound relaxation and effective pain alleviation.

LINEAGE: GMO x Oz Kush Bx2

CLASSIFICATION: Indica

Illemonati is a hybrid weed strain reportedly made from Dosidos x Gelonade.

Users often describe its effects as uplifting, euphoric, and creative, which can enhance mood and promote a sense of energy and inspiration. Medical marijuana patients may choose Illemonati to manage symptoms associated with conditions such as depression, stress, and fatigue. Its uplifting effects may provide relief for these conditions, offering a combination of mental clarity and energy.

Illemonati is known for its flavors, which can include notes of lemon, citrus, and earthy undertones. The dominant terpene of this strain is likely to be a combination of terpenes that contribute to its pleasant taste and potential effects. Its uplifting effects and pleasant flavor make it a choice favored by some cannabis consumers.

Turn up the brightness with Sunny DDD, a clementine-inspired disposable that hits like pure daylight. Bursting with juicy citrus flavor, it fuels focus, sharpens creativity, and lifts your spirits with every pull. Crisp, refreshing, and always ready to go—it’s the perfect pick-me-up for chasing good vibes.

Mimosa, also known as “Purple Mimosa,” is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Clementine with Purple Punch. In small doses, this strain produces happy, level-headed effects that will leave you feeling uplifted and motivated enough to take on any mundane task. In large doses, Mimosa may make you feel sleepy and relaxed. This strain has a strong aroma and flavor that reminds you of its namesake, with notes of fruit and citrus flavors bursting through. Medical marijuana patients choose this strain to help relieve symptoms associated with depression and stress.

Fleet Bulletin – Stardate 2447.2: The Astrometrics Lab has confirmed the discovery of an interstellar botanical anomaly: Alien Haze, a high-vibration Sativa born from a cross
between the legendary Alien Kush and the cerebral Super Silver Haze. Grown under controlled atmospheric conditions and blessed by the gravitational quirks of Sector 9-B, this flower is a Fleet favorite among seasoned Cadets and first-time explorers alike.

Recovered from a derelict seed vault orbiting the Nereus Belt and with sativa genetics stabilized by Bodhi Seeds, Alien Haze is an energetic, flavor-forward cultivar packed with cosmic potential. Whether you’re charting asteroid fields of thought or decoding star maps of the subconscious, this strain will keep your thrusters burning bright.

Flavor Transmission: Alien Haze transmits an intense, aromatic profile across multiple dimensions. The terpene-rich bouquet is dominated by Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and
Pinene, supported by the citrusy elevation of Limonene and the exotic floral notes of Linalool and Ocimene.

Recommendations: Deploy Alien Haze for morning briefings, artistic missions, or when tackling hyperspace logistics. This strain is perfect for Cadets seeking mental clarity with an energetic boost—without floating too far from the command deck. Prepare for sustained euphoria and sharp navigation.

Strain Type: Sativa
Lineage: [Alien Kush] X [Super Silver Haze]
Breeder: Bodhi Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Limonene, Ocimene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Energetic, Focused, Euphoric, Creative
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy Pine, Citrus Zest, Sweet Herbs, Spicy Sandalwood,
Fresh Mint

Fleet Bulletin – Stardate 2447.2: The Astrometrics Lab has confirmed the discovery of an interstellar botanical anomaly: Alien Haze, a high-vibration Sativa born from a cross
between the legendary Alien Kush and the cerebral Super Silver Haze. Grown under controlled atmospheric conditions and blessed by the gravitational quirks of Sector 9-B, this flower is a Fleet favorite among seasoned Cadets and first-time explorers alike.

Recovered from a derelict seed vault orbiting the Nereus Belt and with sativa genetics stabilized by Bodhi Seeds, Alien Haze is an energetic, flavor-forward cultivar packed with cosmic potential. Whether you’re charting asteroid fields of thought or decoding star maps of the subconscious, this strain will keep your thrusters burning bright.

Flavor Transmission: Alien Haze transmits an intense, aromatic profile across multiple dimensions. The terpene-rich bouquet is dominated by Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and
Pinene, supported by the citrusy elevation of Limonene and the exotic floral notes of Linalool and Ocimene.

Recommendations: Deploy Alien Haze for morning briefings, artistic missions, or when tackling hyperspace logistics. This strain is perfect for Cadets seeking mental clarity with an energetic boost—without floating too far from the command deck. Prepare for sustained euphoria and sharp navigation.

Strain Type: Sativa
Lineage: [Alien Kush] X [Super Silver Haze]
Breeder: Bodhi Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Limonene, Ocimene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Energetic, Focused, Euphoric, Creative
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy Pine, Citrus Zest, Sweet Herbs, Spicy Sandalwood,
Fresh Mint

Max AC stands as a pinnacle of hybrid ingenuity, brought to life by Greenpoint Genetics through an inspired cross of MAC 1 and Animal Cookies. This strain captures the essence of two powerhouse genetics, blending the resin-rich, robust
character of MAC 1 with the flavor-forward, distinctive profile of Animal Cookies. The result is a hybrid that delivers a compelling fusion of clear-headed euphoria and soothing physical calm, tailored for those seeking both mental spark and grounded relaxation.

The flavor profile of Max AC is a journey in complexity and depth. It opens with a bright citrus burst provided by limonene, delivering an immediate zing that awakens the senses. The spicy, peppery nuances of caryophyllene interlace with the rich, earthy foundation of myrcene and humulene, creating a multi-layered taste that is both robust and satisfying. Bisabolol rounds out the experience with
subtle floral hints, adding an elegant softness that completes the symphony of flavors. The result is an immersive, gourmet experience that dances between
tangy citrus, spicy earthiness, and delicate floral sweetness.

As the high unfolds, Max AC sets the stage for a state of inspired focus and tranquil contentment. The initial rush sparks an elevated mood, fueling creative thoughts and a sense of invigorated drive—ideal for sketching out new ideas or engaging in reflective planning. Gradually, a soothing calm pervades the body, nurturing a feeling of quiet satisfaction and mental clarity. Max AC’s dynamic
progression from an energizing lift to a serene, grounding calm invites you to embrace an active, yet reflective state, transforming your day into an exploration of both creative vibrancy and peaceful repose.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mac 1] x [Animal Cookies]

Breeder: Greenpoint Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Contented, Motivated, Uplifted, Peaceful

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Spicy, Earthy, Herbal, Floral

Max AC stands as a pinnacle of hybrid ingenuity, brought to life by Greenpoint Genetics through an inspired cross of MAC 1 and Animal Cookies. This strain captures the essence of two powerhouse genetics, blending the resin-rich, robust
character of MAC 1 with the flavor-forward, distinctive profile of Animal Cookies. The result is a hybrid that delivers a compelling fusion of clear-headed euphoria and soothing physical calm, tailored for those seeking both mental spark and grounded relaxation.

The flavor profile of Max AC is a journey in complexity and depth. It opens with a bright citrus burst provided by limonene, delivering an immediate zing that awakens the senses. The spicy, peppery nuances of caryophyllene interlace with the rich, earthy foundation of myrcene and humulene, creating a multi-layered taste that is both robust and satisfying. Bisabolol rounds out the experience with
subtle floral hints, adding an elegant softness that completes the symphony of flavors. The result is an immersive, gourmet experience that dances between
tangy citrus, spicy earthiness, and delicate floral sweetness.

As the high unfolds, Max AC sets the stage for a state of inspired focus and tranquil contentment. The initial rush sparks an elevated mood, fueling creative thoughts and a sense of invigorated drive—ideal for sketching out new ideas or engaging in reflective planning. Gradually, a soothing calm pervades the body, nurturing a feeling of quiet satisfaction and mental clarity. Max AC’s dynamic
progression from an energizing lift to a serene, grounding calm invites you to embrace an active, yet reflective state, transforming your day into an exploration of both creative vibrancy and peaceful repose.

Strain Type: Hybrid

Lineage: [Mac 1] x [Animal Cookies]

Breeder: Greenpoint Genetics

Primary Terpene Profile: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Humulene, Myrcene, Bisabolol

Top Reported Strain Effects: Calm, Contented, Motivated, Uplifted, Peaceful

Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus, Creamy, Spicy, Earthy, Herbal, Floral

Fleet Bulletin – Stardate 2447.2: The Astrometrics Lab has confirmed the discovery of an interstellar botanical anomaly: Alien Haze, a high-vibration Sativa born from a cross
between the legendary Alien Kush and the cerebral Super Silver Haze. Grown under controlled atmospheric conditions and blessed by the gravitational quirks of Sector 9-B, this flower is a Fleet favorite among seasoned Cadets and first-time explorers alike.

Recovered from a derelict seed vault orbiting the Nereus Belt and with sativa genetics stabilized by Bodhi Seeds, Alien Haze is an energetic, flavor-forward cultivar packed with cosmic potential. Whether you’re charting asteroid fields of thought or decoding star maps of the subconscious, this strain will keep your thrusters burning bright.

Flavor Transmission: Alien Haze transmits an intense, aromatic profile across multiple dimensions. The terpene-rich bouquet is dominated by Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and
Pinene, supported by the citrusy elevation of Limonene and the exotic floral notes of Linalool and Ocimene.

Recommendations: Deploy Alien Haze for morning briefings, artistic missions, or when tackling hyperspace logistics. This strain is perfect for Cadets seeking mental clarity with an energetic boost—without floating too far from the command deck. Prepare for sustained euphoria and sharp navigation.

Strain Type: Sativa
Lineage: [Alien Kush] X [Super Silver Haze]
Breeder: Bodhi Seeds
Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Limonene, Ocimene, Linalool
Top Reported Strain Effects: Uplifted, Energetic, Focused, Euphoric, Creative
Top Reported Strain Flavors: Earthy Pine, Citrus Zest, Sweet Herbs, Spicy Sandalwood,
Fresh Mint