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Fleet Bulletin – Stardate 2742.3: The Astrometrics Lab has logged an unprecedented energy spike near the southern rim of the Sea of Serenity – source confirmed as Lunar Haze, a radiant Sativa hybrid beaming with euphoric potential. Engineered by the genetic artisans at Bodhi Seeds, this strain is the product of crossing the cosmic clarity of Moonshine Haze with the juicy intensity of Gushers. The result? A high-frequency flower designed for cerebral travel, heightened awareness, and full-spectrum flavor across the moonlit plains of your mind. Recovered during a bio-mining expedition, Lunar Haze is now cleared for fleet-wide recreational deployment. Recommended for Cadets in need of a mental recalibration or a creative ignition sequence. Flavor Transmission: Crafted with a terpene profile led by Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Linalool, with backup from the earthy spice of Humulene and the dreamy depth of Nerolidol 2, Lunar Haze delivers a sensory journey that begins in orbit and ends among the stars. Recommendations: Deploy Lunar Haze when navigating high-energy tasks, collaborating on interstellar blueprints, or simply enjoying zero gravity vibes with fellow Cadets. This strain is optimized for daytime exploration and creative uplift, with a smooth landing every time. Strain Type: Sativa Lineage: [Moonshine Haze] x [Gushers] Original Breeder: Natty Rems Primary Terpene Profile: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene, Limonene, Ocimene, Linalool Top Reported Strain Effects: Creative Burst, Euphoric Lift, Focused Energy, Mental Clarity, Elevated Mood Top Reported Strain Flavors: Citrus Cream, Berry Kush, Herbal Zing, Spicy Lemon, Earthy Sweet

Fleet Bulletin – Stardate 2511.8: In honor of one of the Fleet’s most legendary explorers – Major Thomas Jericho – we proudly present Major Tom, a cerebral Sativa strain designed to elevate the mind while keeping your boots firmly planted on extraplanetary surfaces. Major Tom was the first Cadet to break orbit on a solo deep space mission and famously vanished beyond the Veil Nebula during Mission Stardust. Though he was never recovered, his final transmission – equal parts wonder and serenity – continues to inspire generations of spacefarers. This strain captures that legacy: euphoric, introspective, and just a little untethered. Engineered by the earthbound pioneers at Green Dragon, Major Tom is a cross between the high-flying Airborne 13 and the smooth-gliding Sky Guy. Ideal for long transmissions, creative missions, or staring out the viewport with wonder in your eyes. Flavor Transmission: With a dominant terpene blend of Terpinolene, Myrcene, and Caryophyllene, boosted by bright notes from Limonene, Pinene, and Ocimene, Major Tom delivers a flavor experience that’s both grounding and interstellar. Recommendations: Best suited for moments of inspiration, creative lift-offs, or philosophical drifts into the unknown, Major Tom is a tribute to all those who look up and wonder. Whether you’re painting constellations or decoding transmissions from deep space, this strain helps keep you sharp, curious, and just a little ungrounded. Strain Type: Sativa Lineage: [Airborne 13] x [Sky Guy] Original Breeder: Green Dragon Primary Terpene Profile: Terpinolene, Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Limonene, Pinene, Ocimene Top Reported Strain Effects: Floating Focus, Creative Pulse, Clear Intent, Inspired Thought, Cosmic Curiosity Top Reported Strain Flavors: Sweet Citrus, Spiced Pine, Earthy Lemon, Floral Zest, Zesty Haze

King Louie XIII + Gastro Pop + Rainbow Snowman

Deck your sesh with a festive trio of flavor and effect. Sleigh Ride Sesh blends the regal punch of King Louie XIII, the sweet citrus spark of Gastro Pop, and the cool, berry-frosted charm of Rainbow Snowman by creating a smooth, layered smoke that’s perfect for elevating good times and good vibes.

Flavor & Aroma:
Light up and enjoy a rich fusion of classic funk and fruity sweetness. King Louie XIII brings deep, earthy spice and resinous notes that ground the profile, while Gastro Pop adds bright citrus and candy-like zest. Rainbow Snowman wraps it all in juicy berry and cool sweetness. Together, they create an aromatic experience that’s vibrant and balanced. Think citrus sparkle, berry frost, and a touch of herbal warmth on the exhale.

Effects:
This pre-roll delivers a smooth onset with a bright, uplifting cerebral rise that elevates mood and sharpens focus. As the sesh flows, a mellow-but-present body ease settles in, making it great for social hangs, creative chats, or relaxed afternoons with friends. It’s approachable, enjoyable, and delivers a well-rounded experience from spark to finish.

Why It Slays:
Complex flavor journey of citrus, berry, and earthy spice
Balanced effects that are uplifting and sociable with gentle relaxation
Rolled for smooth burns and consistent draws

Sweet, fun, and festive, Sleigh Ride Sesh turns every puff into a celebration of flavor and vibe.

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Crafted for comfort and designed to make a statement, this beanie is perfect for keeping you warm while showcasing your connection to the Illicit culture. Whether you’re hitting the streets or just staying cozy, this beanie is the ideal choice.

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Cthulhu is an evenly balanced hybrid (50% indica/50% sativa) strain. This bud truly earns its name of the dark god of myth, bringing on a heavy-hitting stoney high that will leave you dazed for hours on end without relief. The Cthulu high comes on slowly, creeping up on you before suddenly taking ahold of your entire body with a numbing melting body high. As you fade deeper and deeper into heavy couch-lock and sedation, you’ll start to feel a hefty stone come on dropping your mind into spacey bliss and pulling your body into an immovable sleepy state. In combination with its high THC level, these effects make Cthulu perfect for treating conditions such as chronic pain, appetite loss, migraines or headaches, muscle spasms, and depression. This bud has a lemony apple flavor with a potent punch of minty chemicals on each sharp exhale. It has a stench of super dank skunky mint with an overall pungency that can fill a room. Cthulu buds have long tapered olive green nugs with amber hairs and frosty coating of thick white crystal trichomes.

Experience a burst of refreshing flavor with Vibe Cannabis’ Blueberry Lemonade Solventless Gummies. Each pack contains 10 gummies, each infused with 25mg of solventless cannabis extract, offering a total of 250mg of pure, potent THC. These gummies blend the sweet and tart notes of blueberries and lemonade for a delicious, mouthwatering taste.

Crafted using only solventless extraction methods, these gummies deliver a clean, natural high that preserves the plant’s full spectrum of cannabinoids and terpenes. Perfect for on-the-go or discrete dosing, they provide a consistent and reliable effect, making them ideal for both seasoned users and those looking for a flavorful, elevated experience.

Ignite your taste buds with the nostalgic flavor of Bomb Pop Solventless Gummies by Vibe Cannabis. Each pack contains 10 gummies, with 25mg of solventless cannabis extract per gummy, for a total of 250mg of THC. Inspired by the classic summertime treat, these gummies combine layers of fruity, sweet, and tangy flavors for a fun and refreshing experience.

Made with high-quality, solventless cannabis extract, these gummies ensure a pure, potent, and natural high that captures the plant’s full profile. Whether you’re looking to relax or elevate your mood, Bomb Pop Solventless Gummies deliver consistent effects in every bite, making them perfect for any occasion.

Mac Daddy is an extremely rare indica dominant hybrid strain with unknown parentage due to a high level of breeder secrecy and a general lack of information about the product. The high starts with an energized effect that hits you fast and hard, infusing you with a clear-headed sense of focus that leaves you motivated and ready to hit back at anything that comes your way. A relaxing body buzz comes next, washing over you in calming waves of slight numbness without weighing you down. With these long-lasting effects, Mac Daddy is one bud that would be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, headaches or migraines, and ADD or ADHD. This bud has dense grape-shaped olive green nugs with dark leaves, long thin orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of tiny lavender colored crystal trichomes. Mac Daddy has a super strong pungent and rich spicy smooth flavor and an aroma to match, although it has a much skunkier and more pungent effect.

Chem Cookies is an indica-dominant marijuana strain made by crossing Chemdog #4 and GSC. Chem Cookies is cereberal and provides a euphoric high that will send your entire body into relaxation mode. Because this strain can make you feel extremely stoned, Chem cookies is ideal for experienced consumers with a high tolernace for THC. Chem Cookies has rich fuel flavors with notes of coffee and sweet plums.

Lineage: Rainbow Sherbet x Permanent Marker

Lineage: Rainbow Sherbet x Permanent Marker

Elevate your wardrobe with the “Illicit T-Shirt.” This shirt features the “Illicit” logo in white on the front and comes in a variety of colors. It’s a simple yet stylish way to express your individuality and connection to cannabis culture. Choose your color, make your statement, and enjoy classic style with this versatile tee.